That awkward moment when the Cavs beat the Heat
I feel ugly 99.9% of the time.
when your ex says they still want you
Of course you do, I’m fucking perfect.
When you see someone with a pack of gum:
When you ask them for a piece, but they say don’t have anymore:
"You sent me a text? Uhhh I didn't get any text".
I heard when you buy Wiz's CD and take off the plastic rap it smells like Kush.
when a fake girl you hate comes at you and compliments you